currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody:

snakeunit:

tornsymbiote:

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

i thought this was about years. but yes

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

viostormcaller:

dankmemeuniversity:

AKNSKSJXOXJSOENXOJEKSJSID

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

celticpyro:

pastel-sparkle-punk:

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

marshmallowsweetheart:

marshmallowsweetheart:

Anti vaxxers are the exact same as anti seatbelters and thats the fuckin tea folks

Think about it….y'all see how anti-seatbelters are like “oh seatbelts cause bruises in wrecks” its the exact same as “vaccines cause temporary pain and illness” like yeah they both sure do that but its cause theyre both preventing you from being literally dead